Jamaica is in a state of utter political and economic fuckery; from day one I say that our culture is one of the few things that can we can develop and use to stabilize ourselves, but when the popular culture is seen as the disappointing child who never grew up to be anything, then this is going to reflect on the artists and those they influence.
1) Flippa Mafia. Flipper, seriously??? You were the Flossin King, now you turn washed up Dolphin!!!!!! Do you know how that image replay over and over in my head of you on a boat in yuh gucci shoes and belt, curl up hiding under a slab a board from some likkle coast guard bwoy search, searchin round the place? Imagine if him did mek it thru how him woulda be flossin’ on us. And the worse part of it all is that dem say is yuh bredrin hook yuh up with a link that yuh pay $3000 US to and yuh eventually end up informing on the 2 bredda dem (about the other illegal immigrants they had on the boat).
2) Killa, dem say you neva see smoke without fire yuknow and is years now dem say yu nuh ramp fi beat yuh woman dem. What type of shit is that, lol and yuh stand by yuh actions –> the one phone call they give you to make when they lock you up, you call the girl that call po-po on you and tell her yuh have more raahtid box fi her!!!! Is like oonu naah see dat when it come down to it you are just like we and no celebrity status nah keep yuh out of the shit pit that is jail. All the same, wtf are we supposed to say. This young lady who was upset and call the cops on Killa now feels differently and wants him out and in her arms. So a state of National International Emergency (yes I did say that, did you read this?) because you lovers quarrel with the biggest artist went wrong and now you want us all to ‘low di Killa because yuh tink him learn him lesson….smh…. no more words for dat in case I awaken the feminists
3) Ricky Trooper. You get the biggest #FAIL out of everyone. And I almost want to blame you for Aidonia, Beenie, Mavado, and Killa losing their visas. And to the men and/or women who published that piece of footage of Trooper drunk and belligerant, shame on you too. Did you not think that somehow this little 15 minutes was gonna have some serious repercussions? Forget Trooper, people act hype whether its MTV or their neighbor behind the camera, but personally, as a person who takes on media, I would not release that so soon after shooting no matter how much Trooper say ‘put it pon youchuuube’ for fear of his dumb ass getting shot. Lucky enough for him, they’re only taking away his two visas. (Didnt see the Trooper Mid-Career Crisis Drunken Rant? Click here)
For a second these three men seems untouchable, Flipper from the sea because we still hear the chatter of the mixup from before he was the flossin king; Killa because after years of being accused of being an abuser he is actually arrested for it; and Trooper only because he called it on himself and said he was untouchable. This is Uncle Sam, Jamaica already running low sake of Brucey samfying out the extradition ting. Did I not read today that is crazy undercover CIA dem sending into wi likkle place??? … And along with a barrage of other smh-moments on the part of us yahdies, JA and dancehall is staring in the mirror